1 00:01:07,938 --> 00:01:09,341 Morning, James! 2 00:01:10,853 --> 00:01:12,618 Uh... good morning! 3 00:01:37,163 --> 00:01:38,819 How is it possible? 4 00:01:38,819 --> 00:01:42,310 We have nothing we want and two of everything we don't. 5 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:46,341 It's almost as if you might benefit from employing some sort of system. 6 00:01:46,341 --> 00:01:49,832 Sarcasm really doesn't suit a woman of your religiosity, Mrs Hall. 7 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:53,396 Herriot! 8 00:01:53,396 --> 00:01:56,166 Well, you seem in a cheery mood this morning. 9 00:01:56,166 --> 00:01:59,082 Herriot, care to explain yourself? 10 00:01:59,082 --> 00:02:01,818 Uh... Yes. Absolutely. 11 00:02:01,818 --> 00:02:04,121 I'm sorry. 12 00:02:04,121 --> 00:02:07,791 - Sorry, what have I done? - This! This! It's empty! 13 00:02:07,791 --> 00:02:10,240 What an earth is it doing back on the shelf? 14 00:02:18,265 --> 00:02:20,821 Add Handshaw to your list. He's got a cow down. 15 00:02:20,821 --> 00:02:23,484 - I'll see to it. - And when you're done, pick my brother up from the station. 16 00:02:23,484 --> 00:02:27,407 - He should be on the 4:30. - I didn't know Tristan were coming. 17 00:02:27,407 --> 00:02:31,187 - There's another Farnon? - I was perfectly clear with both of you yesterday. 18 00:02:31,187 --> 00:02:32,914 And James... 19 00:02:33,669 --> 00:02:35,397 Take the Rover. 20 00:02:36,297 --> 00:02:37,557 Thank you. 21 00:02:42,631 --> 00:02:44,323 The Rover. 22 00:02:45,043 --> 00:02:46,699 Quite the honour. 23 00:02:46,699 --> 00:02:48,822 One must offer the carrot as well as the stick, Mrs Hall. 24 00:02:48,822 --> 00:02:52,421 And if it makes Tristan green with envy, all the better. 25 00:02:52,421 --> 00:02:56,128 Motivation to apply himself as Herriot has done. 26 00:04:06,887 --> 00:04:09,622 No Siegfried today? 27 00:04:09,622 --> 00:04:11,926 Unless he's hiding in the back. 28 00:04:11,926 --> 00:04:14,590 Uh, no, no, just me, I'm afraid. 29 00:04:15,562 --> 00:04:18,188 Who's this then? 30 00:04:18,188 --> 00:04:21,392 - Siegfried's new assistant. - Oh, aye. 31 00:04:21,392 --> 00:04:23,840 Yes, another one. 32 00:04:24,487 --> 00:04:26,035 Cow's in't shed. 33 00:04:28,590 --> 00:04:31,218 She hasn't stood for three days. 34 00:04:35,069 --> 00:04:37,409 I think it's milk fever keeping her down. 35 00:04:37,409 --> 00:04:40,719 A bottle of calcium should solve the problem. 36 00:04:40,719 --> 00:04:42,555 My dad always used to say 37 00:04:42,555 --> 00:04:45,759 they had a worm in their tail when they stayed down like this. 38 00:04:45,759 --> 00:04:47,702 Oh, cutting it off will see her up. 39 00:04:47,702 --> 00:04:49,969 Aside from being rather painful, 40 00:04:49,969 --> 00:04:53,209 I'm not sure how that would rectify a deficiency of calcium. 41 00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:55,763 Oh, hark at him! 42 00:04:55,763 --> 00:04:58,103 Only been born five minutes, 43 00:04:58,103 --> 00:05:00,479 he knows the stock better than thee or I. 44 00:05:00,479 --> 00:05:03,287 Old ways are the old ways for a reason, lad. 45 00:05:03,287 --> 00:05:06,525 Well, these modern ways have their merits too. 46 00:05:34,743 --> 00:05:38,018 Brawton! This is Brawton! 47 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:56,409 Oi! 48 00:05:56,409 --> 00:05:59,432 - Tristan Farnon? - Whatever you've heard, it's not true. I didn't do it. 49 00:05:59,432 --> 00:06:03,247 No, no, Siegfried sent me. I'm James Herriot, his new assistant. 50 00:06:03,247 --> 00:06:05,263 Really? Poor you. 51 00:06:05,263 --> 00:06:07,927 - Oi! You need to buy a ticket, sir! - Come on! 52 00:06:07,927 --> 00:06:10,482 Car, where's the... 53 00:06:10,482 --> 00:06:13,037 - He let you drive the Rover? - Yes. 54 00:06:13,037 --> 00:06:15,772 It's quite something, isn't it? 55 00:06:15,772 --> 00:06:18,724 - Well, wait a minute! - Quickly, we haven't got all day. 56 00:06:21,675 --> 00:06:23,403 Hurry up! 57 00:06:37,979 --> 00:06:40,931 - Do you have a girl? - Not as such, no. 58 00:06:40,931 --> 00:06:43,631 "Not as such" meaning not at all or "not as such" meaning yes, 59 00:06:43,631 --> 00:06:45,862 but not so much that you're willing to say? 60 00:06:45,862 --> 00:06:48,129 - Uh... - It's the former, isn't it? 61 00:06:48,129 --> 00:06:49,857 Never mind. We'll soon sort that out. 62 00:06:49,857 --> 00:06:51,044 We will? 63 00:06:51,044 --> 00:06:52,988 Any local beauties taken your fancy? 64 00:06:52,988 --> 00:06:56,947 - I've not been here too long. - Oh, that explains it then. 65 00:06:56,947 --> 00:07:00,438 - Have you travelled far? - Edinburgh. Been at veterinary college. 66 00:07:00,438 --> 00:07:04,325 - Training to be a vet? - No, electrician. 67 00:07:04,325 --> 00:07:06,628 Yes, of course to be a vet. 68 00:07:06,628 --> 00:07:09,435 In between having an enormous amount of fun at any rate. 69 00:07:09,435 --> 00:07:12,459 How do you find him? My brother, I mean. 70 00:07:12,459 --> 00:07:16,131 Everyone speaks very highly of him. Obviously, he's an experienced vet. 71 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:20,162 - I sense a "but". - He's not without his... inconsistencies. 72 00:07:20,162 --> 00:07:23,113 Inconsistencies! The man's a lunatic. 73 00:07:23,113 --> 00:07:24,912 Why do you think he goes through mayflies like he does? 74 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:28,044 - Mayflies? - Oh, it's what I call his assistants. 75 00:07:28,044 --> 00:07:30,203 They rarely last beyond the day. 76 00:07:36,034 --> 00:07:38,841 - Will you be staying long at Skeldale? - Naturally. 77 00:07:38,841 --> 00:07:41,684 Someone's got to keep the family business ticking over. 78 00:07:41,684 --> 00:07:43,952 Look out! 79 00:07:56,045 --> 00:07:57,521 Blimey! 80 00:08:09,218 --> 00:08:12,097 You know, I think we might have got away with it. 81 00:08:20,339 --> 00:08:25,054 Don't worry, Jim, it'll hold. 82 00:08:25,054 --> 00:08:30,129 Mrs H, you look more youthful and radiant with each passing day. 83 00:08:30,129 --> 00:08:31,784 Oh! Aah! 84 00:08:31,784 --> 00:08:35,600 Oh, I can feel your ribs poking through. You're wasting away. 85 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,363 It's the quality of the cooking. 86 00:08:37,363 --> 00:08:40,315 It just can't compare with the culinary delights I get at home. 87 00:08:40,315 --> 00:08:41,898 I were short of time. 88 00:08:41,898 --> 00:08:44,957 But I've managed to rustle you up a bit of tea. 89 00:08:56,798 --> 00:08:59,641 You've outdone yourself, Mrs H. 90 00:08:59,641 --> 00:09:03,204 If only I had some ale to wash it down with. 91 00:09:03,204 --> 00:09:05,472 Have some in the pantry. 92 00:09:08,244 --> 00:09:10,007 Evening, Siegfried. 93 00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:11,447 Good journey? 94 00:09:11,447 --> 00:09:14,434 Uneventful, wasn't it, James? 95 00:09:14,434 --> 00:09:16,846 There was barely a soul on the road. 96 00:09:18,429 --> 00:09:21,560 - How was college? - Oh, you know, hard work. 97 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:25,160 - Nose to the grindstone. - Celebrating last night? 98 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:27,139 End of exams. 99 00:09:28,975 --> 00:09:30,810 And? 100 00:09:30,810 --> 00:09:32,754 All finished. 101 00:09:33,401 --> 00:09:34,697 Finished? 102 00:09:34,697 --> 00:09:37,181 Just passed the last one. 103 00:09:37,181 --> 00:09:39,088 - You passed? - Mm-hm. 104 00:09:39,088 --> 00:09:41,572 Thank the Lord! Tristan... 105 00:09:41,572 --> 00:09:44,847 - God heavens. - Congratulations! 106 00:09:44,847 --> 00:09:49,346 About bloody time too! But don't think that means you get to just sit around idle. 107 00:09:49,346 --> 00:09:53,629 I think what your brother means to say is that he's very proud. 108 00:09:53,629 --> 00:09:55,968 What? Yes, yes, goes without saying. 109 00:09:55,968 --> 00:09:58,847 Yes, very good. Well done. Very proud. 110 00:10:04,966 --> 00:10:06,946 What's happened to my room? 111 00:10:06,946 --> 00:10:09,897 I'm afraid we didn't know for certain when you were coming back. 112 00:10:09,897 --> 00:10:13,424 Or was it more you didn't know how long he'd be staying? 113 00:10:13,424 --> 00:10:15,728 Well, it's Mr Herriot's for now. 114 00:10:15,728 --> 00:10:18,679 I think you'll be quite comfortable in here. 115 00:10:20,263 --> 00:10:21,882 The cupboard? 116 00:10:21,882 --> 00:10:24,906 I'll leave you boys to get better acquainted. 117 00:10:29,044 --> 00:10:31,888 - You should have your bed back. - No, no, I won't hear of it. 118 00:10:31,888 --> 00:10:34,551 This'll be more than sufficient for now. 119 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:38,150 You know I don't plan on leaving any time soon. 120 00:10:38,150 --> 00:10:41,497 No one ever does. That's the thing about Siegfried. 121 00:10:41,497 --> 00:10:44,448 You never know what he's going to do until he does it. 122 00:10:44,448 --> 00:10:47,364 In truth, neither does he. 123 00:10:47,364 --> 00:10:49,740 Sleep well. 124 00:11:25,047 --> 00:11:27,207 - Morning, James. - Morning. 125 00:11:28,070 --> 00:11:30,626 Afternoon, Jim. Uh, Siegfried. 126 00:11:30,626 --> 00:11:32,461 Here's a list of everything we're short of 127 00:11:32,461 --> 00:11:34,548 and this is the surplus. 128 00:11:34,548 --> 00:11:37,320 - You did all this? - First thing this morning. 129 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:40,739 You see, Herriot, the early bird catches the worm. 130 00:11:40,739 --> 00:11:44,194 Well, pop them in the car and I'll run them over to Pandhi later. 131 00:11:58,915 --> 00:12:01,219 Mrs Pumphrey called a moment ago. 132 00:12:01,219 --> 00:12:03,701 - Please tell me it's not-- - Flop bott. 133 00:12:03,701 --> 00:12:05,178 - Flop what? - Bott. 134 00:12:05,178 --> 00:12:07,732 She treats that dog like the Rajah of bloody India. 135 00:12:07,732 --> 00:12:10,720 I tell you, she'll be the ruination of the poor animal. 136 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:14,643 - Excuse me! - And we had a call from Handshaw while you were still asleep. 137 00:12:14,643 --> 00:12:17,019 Something about a cow that wouldn't get up. 138 00:12:17,019 --> 00:12:19,466 - Spitting chips about it, he was. - I thought you dealt with that. 139 00:12:19,466 --> 00:12:22,489 I did. His cow had milk fever. 140 00:12:22,489 --> 00:12:25,188 Mm, what she needs is a bottle of calcium. 141 00:12:25,188 --> 00:12:27,636 Which I administered yesterday. 142 00:12:27,636 --> 00:12:29,832 Really, Herriot, you can't keep going back and forth on the same case. It's a waste of time. 143 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:33,215 - I'll head up there first thing this morning. - Tristan will go with you. 144 00:12:33,215 --> 00:12:34,619 I will? 145 00:12:34,619 --> 00:12:38,362 Time to put theory into practice, little brother. 146 00:12:38,362 --> 00:12:41,745 I'm sure James doesn't want another Farnon breathing down his neck. 147 00:12:41,745 --> 00:12:44,948 - Nonsense. Herriot doesn't mind. - Not at all. 148 00:12:44,948 --> 00:12:47,035 Good. It's settled then. 149 00:13:15,325 --> 00:13:18,060 Time to see you at work, Jim. 150 00:13:26,986 --> 00:13:29,434 Go! Keep going, keep going! 151 00:13:30,657 --> 00:13:32,853 You're the one who let me drive the car! 152 00:13:48,113 --> 00:13:53,007 Well, if I'd known you were coming back, I'd have baked some fresh. 153 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:58,622 Oh! God, it's good, Sylvie! 154 00:13:58,622 --> 00:14:01,538 If you weren't married already... 155 00:14:01,538 --> 00:14:03,301 'Fraid that's the last slice. 156 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:06,864 - Oh, no, you can share mine. - I'm a little busy actually. 157 00:14:07,548 --> 00:14:09,276 Suit yourself. 158 00:14:09,276 --> 00:14:11,688 The calcium should have taken effect by now. 159 00:14:11,688 --> 00:14:15,898 So I'm going to try a stimulant injection to give her a little encouragement. 160 00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:18,490 It might take a few hours to take effect. 161 00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:20,181 But you should see her up by this evening. 162 00:14:20,181 --> 00:14:21,801 That's what he said last time. 163 00:14:21,801 --> 00:14:24,500 My dad always had ways of getting a cow up. 164 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:27,667 - Oh, well, let's hear some of them. - I think we can manage. 165 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,755 How about some water in the lughole? 166 00:14:29,755 --> 00:14:34,326 - That'd certainly get me up. - We are not pouring water in her lughole. 167 00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:37,205 Try yelling at her. 168 00:14:37,205 --> 00:14:40,157 I'm not going to shout at a cow. 169 00:14:40,157 --> 00:14:42,820 I'll give it a go, if you like. 170 00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:44,835 I always said he were a grand lad. 171 00:14:44,835 --> 00:14:47,498 No, no, no. I... I'll do it. 172 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:51,926 What exactly am I... supposed to yell? 173 00:14:52,573 --> 00:14:53,978 Well... 174 00:14:53,978 --> 00:14:56,676 when I wants to move a cow, 175 00:14:56,676 --> 00:14:58,800 I always says, "Cush!" 176 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,679 Aye, they understand cush. 177 00:15:09,813 --> 00:15:11,757 Cush. 178 00:15:14,097 --> 00:15:15,823 Cus-s-sh! 179 00:15:17,660 --> 00:15:19,783 Cu-u-u-sh! 180 00:15:28,997 --> 00:15:32,488 I'm sorry! I'm sorry. It just tickled me. 181 00:15:32,488 --> 00:15:34,756 I've never seen a man shout at a cow before. 182 00:15:34,756 --> 00:15:38,786 - Glad you're enjoying yourself. - Well, if you can't enjoy yourself then what's the point? 183 00:15:38,786 --> 00:15:41,090 And the Handshaws certainly appreciated it. 184 00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:44,941 As my brother always says, you treat the person not just the animal. 185 00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:51,816 Oh, cush! 186 00:15:59,841 --> 00:16:00,994 Audrey! 187 00:16:02,289 --> 00:16:04,232 Reporting for duty, ma'am. 188 00:16:04,232 --> 00:16:05,924 Give over! 189 00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:08,335 I lost the stripes years ago. 190 00:16:10,315 --> 00:16:13,158 - Oh, it's good to see you. - Yeah, you too. 191 00:16:13,158 --> 00:16:15,462 Hello. Need a lift? 192 00:16:15,462 --> 00:16:17,694 Oh, we're only going to the tearoom. 193 00:16:17,694 --> 00:16:19,888 Who's this then? You're fancy man? 194 00:16:19,888 --> 00:16:22,084 Mm? What? Oh! No. 195 00:16:22,084 --> 00:16:26,403 Mr Farnon owns the veterinary practice I keep house for. 196 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:28,526 This is Dorothy. 197 00:16:28,526 --> 00:16:31,766 How do you do? I understand you served under Mrs Hall in the Wrens. 198 00:16:31,766 --> 00:16:34,213 A brutal taskmaster she was too. 199 00:16:34,213 --> 00:16:37,057 I can certainly attest to that. 200 00:16:37,057 --> 00:16:39,648 - Is that yours? - For now. 201 00:16:39,648 --> 00:16:43,247 I'm leaving sunny Scarborough for Malta. Trying to get rid of it before I go. 202 00:16:43,247 --> 00:16:45,010 Her son's out with the navy. 203 00:16:45,010 --> 00:16:47,494 If you're interested, I'm around these parts the next few weeks, 204 00:16:47,494 --> 00:16:49,798 catching up with friends. 205 00:16:49,798 --> 00:16:53,073 Thank you. Pleasure to meet you. 206 00:16:54,369 --> 00:16:56,168 Until this evening. 207 00:16:59,263 --> 00:17:00,559 Ooh! 208 00:17:01,531 --> 00:17:03,942 Lovely lines. 209 00:17:03,942 --> 00:17:05,562 The Rover! 210 00:17:05,562 --> 00:17:08,729 You know I've always had a soft spot for a soft top. 211 00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:12,148 So how are things at home? 212 00:17:12,148 --> 00:17:14,667 Is Scarborough still the rogue's gallery it's always been? 213 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:18,123 Oh, you know, as ever it was. 214 00:17:18,123 --> 00:17:21,038 Have you seen my Edward knocking about? 215 00:17:21,038 --> 00:17:24,494 Let's talk about it over a brew. Come on. 216 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,998 - Blimey! - Quite something, isn't it? 217 00:17:38,998 --> 00:17:42,525 Her old man's mills used to weave half the cloth in the county. 218 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,782 This way, gentlemen. 219 00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:20,495 Oh! Thank you, Francois. 220 00:18:20,495 --> 00:18:22,835 Make sure we have plenty of ice. 221 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:26,614 The doctor said I must drink more water. Uuh! 222 00:18:26,614 --> 00:18:29,494 Mrs Pumphrey. Looks like you're putting on quite the shindig. 223 00:18:29,494 --> 00:18:32,697 Oh, just a modest affair for a few of our closest friends. 224 00:18:32,697 --> 00:18:36,548 - Isn't that right, Tricki? - And how have you been, little man? 225 00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:38,239 Oh, dear! 226 00:18:38,239 --> 00:18:41,083 I think he remembers you. 227 00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:42,919 He stood on his tail. 228 00:18:42,919 --> 00:18:47,922 - Accidentally, I hasten to add. - Yes, but he does bear grudges. 229 00:18:47,922 --> 00:18:51,773 And who is this delight? 230 00:18:51,773 --> 00:18:54,904 James Herriot, Mr Farnon's new assistant. 231 00:18:54,904 --> 00:18:57,495 It's a pleasure to meet you. 232 00:18:57,495 --> 00:18:59,870 It's true what I've been hearing. 233 00:18:59,870 --> 00:19:02,570 You ARE a handsome devil. 234 00:19:02,570 --> 00:19:04,729 And you must be Tricki Woo. 235 00:19:04,729 --> 00:19:09,157 That's no way to greet Mr Herriot! Paw! 236 00:19:10,812 --> 00:19:13,691 Honestly, you'd think he'd been dragged up. 237 00:19:13,691 --> 00:19:16,247 Isn't he just adorable? 238 00:19:16,247 --> 00:19:18,370 Paw, Tricki, paw. 239 00:19:18,370 --> 00:19:22,761 Let us take him to the library for his treatment. 240 00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:26,648 We must preserve his dignity. 241 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,738 Be glad to take it off your hands. 242 00:19:33,738 --> 00:19:35,826 Always happy to help a man who's struggling. 243 00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:38,057 Oh, we're far from struggling. 244 00:19:38,057 --> 00:19:41,081 No, we just need to make some space so we have stock for the more profitable work. 245 00:19:41,081 --> 00:19:44,716 Clinton, careful with that. 246 00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:47,883 There's some wimpy looking devils coming into this profession. 247 00:19:47,883 --> 00:19:50,582 Now, now, George, we can't all be as handsome as you. 248 00:19:50,582 --> 00:19:52,958 Blasted students. Not worth a penny I pay them. 249 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:56,701 Student? Well, you manage with what you can find, I suppose. 250 00:19:56,701 --> 00:19:59,220 I've two assistants now. 251 00:19:59,220 --> 00:20:00,804 - Is that so? - Both fully qualified. 252 00:20:00,804 --> 00:20:02,963 Yes, my brother just passed his exams, 253 00:20:02,963 --> 00:20:06,814 which means we'll be able to take on even more work. 254 00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,758 Onwards and upwards, eh, George? 255 00:20:08,758 --> 00:20:11,133 Onwards and upwards. 256 00:20:13,077 --> 00:20:14,804 Impacted anal glands. 257 00:20:14,804 --> 00:20:18,008 Now that we've expressed them, he should feel more comfortable. 258 00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,888 Ah! I don't know why this keeps happening. 259 00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:23,623 I only feed him the very best food. 260 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,746 Ah, well, that could be part of the problem. 261 00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,473 What exactly is it you're feeding him? 262 00:20:27,473 --> 00:20:32,080 Oh, the usual, chicken, beef Wellington, plum duff. 263 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:34,636 And he absolutely adores trifle. 264 00:20:34,636 --> 00:20:36,616 Who doesn't? Good boy! 265 00:20:36,616 --> 00:20:39,170 And cake, of course. 266 00:20:39,170 --> 00:20:41,042 Ah, well, there you have it. 267 00:20:41,042 --> 00:20:43,958 Triple pud always puts my insides in a rum old state. 268 00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:46,981 Too much rich food in his diet, not enough fibre. 269 00:20:46,981 --> 00:20:49,104 Yeah, that too, if you want to get technical about it. 270 00:20:49,104 --> 00:20:51,372 Brown meat and biscuits twice a day. 271 00:20:51,372 --> 00:20:54,144 - That's all he should be having. - Quite right. Well said, Jim. 272 00:20:54,144 --> 00:20:59,326 Oh, Tricki! Uncle Herriot's telling Mummy off! 273 00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:03,429 Uncle... Herriot is simply trying to make sure his... 274 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:06,308 nephew stays fit and healthy. 275 00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:08,828 How will my poor baby survive? 276 00:21:08,828 --> 00:21:10,483 Very well, I should imagine. 277 00:21:10,483 --> 00:21:13,363 Let's face it, there's enough meat on the bone. 278 00:21:13,363 --> 00:21:15,630 Excuse me! 279 00:21:15,630 --> 00:21:20,741 I just mean he's carrying a little extra timber round the middle, that's all. 280 00:21:20,741 --> 00:21:25,276 Don't listen to him, Tricki. You're perfect as you are. 281 00:21:25,276 --> 00:21:27,903 I'm sorry, Tricki! I... I didn't mean it. 282 00:21:29,199 --> 00:21:30,710 Oh! 283 00:21:30,710 --> 00:21:33,806 Well, there goes my invite. Damn dog! 284 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:42,011 Just one more stop before we head home. 285 00:21:51,117 --> 00:21:53,601 All right there, Tris. I didn't know you were back. 286 00:21:53,601 --> 00:21:55,545 Oh, I assumed you'd miss me terribly. 287 00:21:55,545 --> 00:21:57,992 Oh, I don't know how I've coped. 288 00:21:57,992 --> 00:21:59,360 James. 289 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:02,059 I barely recognise you with your clothes on. 290 00:22:02,059 --> 00:22:05,226 - Wait, what? - I was swimming. It's nothing. 291 00:22:07,134 --> 00:22:09,689 Your old horse and cart's had a bit of an upgrade. 292 00:22:09,689 --> 00:22:12,425 Borrowed it from the Hultons. Hop on up. 293 00:22:12,425 --> 00:22:14,548 Calf's in the top field. 294 00:22:15,772 --> 00:22:17,176 Can I have a go? 295 00:22:17,176 --> 00:22:18,975 Always wanted to drive a tractor. 296 00:22:18,975 --> 00:22:20,451 I wouldn't. 297 00:22:20,954 --> 00:22:22,754 I won't. 298 00:22:39,346 --> 00:22:40,930 Lovely view. 299 00:22:41,938 --> 00:22:43,738 Isn't it? 300 00:22:43,738 --> 00:22:45,753 That's Heskit Fell. 301 00:22:45,753 --> 00:22:49,783 Eddleton, just beyond. Wedder, over the other side. 302 00:22:49,783 --> 00:22:52,627 Colver and Sennor. 303 00:22:52,627 --> 00:22:56,082 You talk about them as if they were old friends. 304 00:22:56,082 --> 00:22:58,386 I've known 'em my whole life. 305 00:23:00,366 --> 00:23:03,748 There's a river up there that's good for swimming. 306 00:23:07,995 --> 00:23:09,723 Here she is. 307 00:23:20,017 --> 00:23:22,392 Seems to be putting weight on it all right. 308 00:23:22,392 --> 00:23:25,488 Well, that was easy enough. What say we round the day off with a pint at the Drovers? 309 00:23:25,488 --> 00:23:28,079 I'd like to take a closer look. 310 00:23:28,079 --> 00:23:30,418 Just to make sure. 311 00:23:31,498 --> 00:23:33,189 Course you would. 312 00:23:46,830 --> 00:23:49,098 - What are you doing? - Feeding the animals. 313 00:23:49,098 --> 00:23:51,401 - Has to be morning and night. - No, I know that. 314 00:23:51,401 --> 00:23:54,928 - But why are you doing it? - Because Siegfried will blow his top if I don't. 315 00:23:54,928 --> 00:23:57,664 Come on, Jim, you must be up to speed on this by now. 316 00:23:57,664 --> 00:23:59,427 Evening. 317 00:23:59,427 --> 00:24:01,551 - How are you boys getting on? - Oh, just showing him the ropes. 318 00:24:01,551 --> 00:24:04,394 He's a slow starter but I'm sure he'll catch up soon enough. 319 00:24:04,394 --> 00:24:06,410 - It's my job to feed the animals. - Since when? 320 00:24:06,410 --> 00:24:09,001 Well, Siegfried told me to do it. He was quite clear. 321 00:24:09,001 --> 00:24:14,183 Whenever I'm back I do it to earn my keep. Isn't that right, Mrs H? 322 00:24:14,183 --> 00:24:18,395 Mr Farnon expects Tristan to help out round the place, that's true. 323 00:24:18,395 --> 00:24:20,986 Whether he does or not's another matter. 324 00:24:20,986 --> 00:24:23,361 I really think I should do it. 325 00:24:23,361 --> 00:24:26,997 It's one less job for you to worry about. Go and relax. Put your feet up. 326 00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:39,594 How was your first day on the job? 327 00:24:39,594 --> 00:24:42,869 Very instructive. Jim has his own particular methods. 328 00:24:42,869 --> 00:24:45,424 I've gorrit! 329 00:24:45,424 --> 00:24:47,655 What about Handshaw's cow? That all taken care of? 330 00:24:47,655 --> 00:24:49,383 - Absolutely. - Eventually. 331 00:24:49,383 --> 00:24:52,226 Is it or isn't it? I don't want to have to go up there myself. 332 00:24:52,226 --> 00:24:54,961 All it needed was an extra stimulant injection. 333 00:24:54,961 --> 00:24:57,229 I assure you, Siegfried, it's all sorted. 334 00:24:57,229 --> 00:24:59,820 I'm pleased to hear it. 335 00:24:59,820 --> 00:25:03,455 That were Mrs Pumphrey's driver. 336 00:25:03,455 --> 00:25:07,703 A letter for Uncle Herriot. 337 00:25:07,703 --> 00:25:12,058 "Tricki-Woo requests the pleasure of Uncle Herriot's company for drinks and dancing." 338 00:25:12,058 --> 00:25:16,017 - He's going to the party?! - Invited by Tricki-Woo, no less. 339 00:25:16,017 --> 00:25:18,429 You will be the guest of honour. 340 00:25:18,429 --> 00:25:21,199 I'll just get supper out the oven. 341 00:25:21,199 --> 00:25:23,575 You must have made quite the impression. 342 00:25:23,575 --> 00:25:26,670 - Do you think I should go? - Of course you should. Rivers of champagne, mountains of food. 343 00:25:26,670 --> 00:25:29,261 Annoying Pekingese barking shrilly in your ear. 344 00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:31,385 Ach, it says here it's white tie. 345 00:25:31,385 --> 00:25:35,129 Oh, if you haven't got it, I'm sure Tristan has something you can borrow. 346 00:25:35,129 --> 00:25:36,892 Tris? 347 00:25:36,892 --> 00:25:41,175 We're not quite the same size. 348 00:25:41,175 --> 00:25:44,018 But I suppose you could try and squeeze into it. 349 00:25:45,926 --> 00:25:48,049 Mrs Hall does wonders with a needle and thread. 350 00:25:48,049 --> 00:25:50,713 I'm sure it won't be a problem taking it in. 351 00:25:59,242 --> 00:26:01,474 Darrowby 2297. 352 00:26:01,474 --> 00:26:03,849 Mr Handshaw. How can I... 353 00:26:04,461 --> 00:26:06,692 I see. 354 00:26:06,692 --> 00:26:08,708 I'm sorry to hear that. 355 00:26:08,708 --> 00:26:10,148 No, I understand. 356 00:26:10,148 --> 00:26:12,523 I'll be up first thing tomorrow morning. 357 00:26:15,619 --> 00:26:17,382 Anything important? 358 00:26:17,382 --> 00:26:19,722 No. Nothing to worry about. 359 00:26:29,151 --> 00:26:31,455 Ooh, not quite ready for you yet. 360 00:26:31,455 --> 00:26:34,082 - Give me five minutes. - I think I'll skip breakfast. 361 00:26:34,082 --> 00:26:38,041 - I want to get on. - Skip breakfast? 362 00:26:38,041 --> 00:26:40,380 - Tea? - Please. 363 00:26:50,351 --> 00:26:53,086 Has Siegfried ever mentioned what he intends for Tristan? 364 00:26:53,086 --> 00:26:57,548 Oh, he's mentioned many things, most of them unholy. 365 00:26:57,548 --> 00:27:00,608 It's just... two qualified assistants seems quite a lot 366 00:27:00,608 --> 00:27:02,732 for a small practice like this. 367 00:27:02,732 --> 00:27:05,863 There's always more work to be found. 368 00:27:05,863 --> 00:27:07,770 And he's Siegfried's brother. 369 00:27:07,770 --> 00:27:10,470 So if ever there wasn't enough work to keep us both, 370 00:27:10,470 --> 00:27:13,385 I'd be the one out the door. 371 00:27:14,536 --> 00:27:16,624 Keep doing what you're doing. 372 00:27:16,624 --> 00:27:20,439 Stay on the right side of Siegfried, you've nothing to worry about. 373 00:27:25,298 --> 00:27:26,954 - Early start? - I've got a few things... 374 00:27:26,954 --> 00:27:29,437 Why isn't Tristan with you? Tristan! 375 00:27:29,437 --> 00:27:31,704 - I honestly don't mind. - Tristan! 376 00:27:31,704 --> 00:27:34,332 - Morning, brother. - James is waiting. 377 00:27:34,332 --> 00:27:36,995 Oh, you go ahead, Jim, I have to feed the animals. 378 00:27:36,995 --> 00:27:39,767 Already done. The early bird, eh, Siegfried? 379 00:27:39,767 --> 00:27:41,098 What? 380 00:27:41,098 --> 00:27:43,222 It catches the worm. 381 00:27:43,222 --> 00:27:45,345 - You said yesterday... - What an earth are you talking about? 382 00:27:45,345 --> 00:27:47,685 Never mind. I best be off. 383 00:27:47,685 --> 00:27:49,664 Well, go on then, what are you waiting for? 384 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,048 - Shall we? - Can't wait. 385 00:28:00,714 --> 00:28:05,104 Isn't this Handshaw's place? Why are we back here? 386 00:28:13,886 --> 00:28:15,758 You old devil! 387 00:28:15,758 --> 00:28:19,033 I distinctly recall you telling Siegfried it was all sorted. 388 00:28:19,033 --> 00:28:20,761 It is. 389 00:28:20,761 --> 00:28:23,064 - It will be. - Never fear, Jim. 390 00:28:23,064 --> 00:28:26,267 Your secret's safe with me. 391 00:28:34,545 --> 00:28:37,533 Let's see if these sacks can't lift it up. 392 00:28:37,533 --> 00:28:40,016 Try to rock over her towards me. 393 00:28:43,904 --> 00:28:46,783 Tristan, are you perfectly comfortable over there? 394 00:28:46,783 --> 00:28:50,921 I'm probably best employed in more of an overseeing capacity. 395 00:28:50,921 --> 00:28:53,513 What about carbolic in a pint of beer? 396 00:28:53,513 --> 00:28:56,392 Would that be for us or the cow? 397 00:28:56,392 --> 00:29:00,279 You just need to lift. Okay, I need everyone to lift. 398 00:29:03,626 --> 00:29:05,966 Lift! 399 00:29:05,966 --> 00:29:07,117 Lift!! 400 00:29:07,117 --> 00:29:09,313 Okay! 401 00:29:14,676 --> 00:29:18,491 We'll try again. Tristan, we could really do with your help. 402 00:29:30,656 --> 00:29:33,536 One, two, three! 403 00:29:33,536 --> 00:29:35,623 And all shout "cush"! 404 00:29:35,623 --> 00:29:38,502 Cush! 405 00:29:38,502 --> 00:29:41,345 Cush! 406 00:29:41,345 --> 00:29:44,189 Cush! 407 00:29:44,189 --> 00:29:47,284 - Cush! - Right, stop. 408 00:29:47,284 --> 00:29:49,588 - Cush! - Will everyone please be quiet! 409 00:29:49,588 --> 00:29:52,035 - Cush! - Shut up!! 410 00:30:32,454 --> 00:30:35,980 Mrs Hall, have you been baking that shortbread I like? 411 00:30:35,980 --> 00:30:38,355 I've a couple spare. 412 00:30:38,355 --> 00:30:41,055 What's this? 413 00:30:41,055 --> 00:30:44,258 Dorothy said he'd been staying there. 414 00:30:46,058 --> 00:30:49,405 He's still my boy no matter what he may have done. 415 00:30:49,405 --> 00:30:51,601 I'll take it to the post office for you if you like. 416 00:30:51,601 --> 00:30:54,696 - You don't have to. - And if you need anything else, 417 00:30:54,696 --> 00:30:57,432 anything at all, just ask. 418 00:30:59,483 --> 00:31:02,362 Set yourself down, I'll fetch some tea. 419 00:31:14,167 --> 00:31:18,667 Tristan seems to have turned over a new leaf. 420 00:31:18,667 --> 00:31:24,461 In fact, I'd say he's turned over a whole garden of them. 421 00:31:24,461 --> 00:31:27,880 Well, it's early days yet, but I must admit... 422 00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:30,399 it feels like a weight's been lifted. 423 00:31:30,399 --> 00:31:33,171 What weight might that be? 424 00:31:33,171 --> 00:31:36,806 A son's promise to his dying father. 425 00:31:39,361 --> 00:31:42,277 You're lucky to have him so close. 426 00:31:44,364 --> 00:31:48,287 Why is it the one's we love most cause the most pain? 427 00:31:50,879 --> 00:31:53,938 Sorry, Mrs Hall, would you mind passing me the milk? 428 00:31:57,105 --> 00:31:58,365 Thank you. 429 00:32:08,695 --> 00:32:11,358 I've got hold of the pelvic girdle. 430 00:32:11,358 --> 00:32:13,805 Just listen as I move it. 431 00:32:20,176 --> 00:32:24,207 - I barely heard nowt. - The bones are moving. 432 00:32:24,207 --> 00:32:26,798 I'm afraid the pelvis is broken. 433 00:32:26,798 --> 00:32:28,670 What's all this now? 434 00:32:28,670 --> 00:32:30,685 You said it were milk fever. 435 00:32:30,685 --> 00:32:32,736 It was, but... It is. 436 00:32:32,736 --> 00:32:35,076 Then what you on about its pelvis being broken? 437 00:32:35,076 --> 00:32:37,776 Tristan, he's talkin' a whole lot of rot, in't he? 438 00:32:37,776 --> 00:32:40,402 You're welcome to carry out your own examination. 439 00:32:40,402 --> 00:32:43,534 Oh no, I'm not getting my fingers burnt on this one. 440 00:32:43,534 --> 00:32:46,593 So if its pelvis is broken, what are you gonna do about it? 441 00:32:46,593 --> 00:32:49,401 I'm afraid she's got no strength left in her hind legs. 442 00:32:49,401 --> 00:32:52,352 The only thing you can do is get her off to the butcher's. 443 00:32:52,352 --> 00:32:53,827 Tosh! 444 00:32:53,827 --> 00:32:56,491 We'll see her right. 445 00:32:56,491 --> 00:32:59,623 All she needs is a sheep skin on her back. 446 00:32:59,623 --> 00:33:03,401 Look, it won't make the blindest bit of difference. 447 00:33:03,401 --> 00:33:05,777 There's nothing more that can be done. 448 00:33:09,232 --> 00:33:10,743 I'm sorry. 449 00:33:24,564 --> 00:33:26,580 I need £25 for it. 450 00:33:26,580 --> 00:33:28,127 I'm sure that's what you want, 451 00:33:28,127 --> 00:33:31,474 but wants and needs are two very different things. 452 00:33:31,474 --> 00:33:33,095 Do you mind starting her up? 453 00:33:40,796 --> 00:33:43,208 Running a little rough. 454 00:33:43,208 --> 00:33:45,548 Know much about cars then? 455 00:33:47,023 --> 00:33:49,002 I'll give you eighteen. 456 00:33:49,002 --> 00:33:50,982 - Twenty. - Eighteen. 457 00:33:50,982 --> 00:33:53,970 - Twenty with conditions. - What conditions? 458 00:33:53,970 --> 00:33:55,877 One condition. 459 00:33:55,877 --> 00:33:58,540 Audrey has a big heart and she opens it up to everyone, 460 00:33:58,540 --> 00:34:01,383 even those that don't always deserve it. 461 00:34:02,176 --> 00:34:03,399 Her son? 462 00:34:03,399 --> 00:34:05,055 Edward. 463 00:34:05,055 --> 00:34:08,042 He'll break her heart again and again but she'll never learn. 464 00:34:08,042 --> 00:34:10,454 Look out for her for me. 465 00:34:13,405 --> 00:34:16,392 And you'll take 25? 466 00:34:20,783 --> 00:34:23,014 Oh, he's here! 467 00:34:23,014 --> 00:34:25,893 Mrs H, if that tastes half as good as it smells, 468 00:34:25,893 --> 00:34:27,801 Pumphrey can keep her stupid party. 469 00:34:27,801 --> 00:34:29,565 They're back! 470 00:34:31,652 --> 00:34:32,768 Tristan! 471 00:34:32,768 --> 00:34:35,108 - What have I done? - Come with me. 472 00:34:35,108 --> 00:34:37,843 I'm afraid we've had a slight issue with Handshaw's cow. 473 00:34:37,843 --> 00:34:40,614 Never mind about that. Everyone outside, quickly! 474 00:34:40,614 --> 00:34:43,565 Come on, hurry up. This is more important. 475 00:34:47,633 --> 00:34:49,073 What do you think? 476 00:34:49,073 --> 00:34:51,268 It's a car. What of it? 477 00:34:51,268 --> 00:34:53,067 - Not just any car. - It's yours! 478 00:34:53,067 --> 00:34:54,651 - Sorry. - I was coming to that. 479 00:34:54,651 --> 00:34:56,739 I couldn't keep it in any longer. 480 00:35:00,121 --> 00:35:04,261 - You bought me a car? - Just about qualifies as one. 481 00:35:04,261 --> 00:35:07,896 I felt perhaps you deserved one after all your hard work. 482 00:35:07,896 --> 00:35:12,251 And now you've qualified, will be wanting to send you out on your own eventually. 483 00:35:14,302 --> 00:35:15,958 I don't know what to say. 484 00:35:15,958 --> 00:35:18,693 Well, don't say anything, just get in the damn thing. 485 00:35:18,693 --> 00:35:19,952 Give the boy a chance. 486 00:35:19,952 --> 00:35:22,940 Go on, Tris, before he pops a blood vessel. 487 00:35:32,046 --> 00:35:34,817 You shouldn't have done this, Siegfried, it's too much. 488 00:35:34,817 --> 00:35:36,509 I should. 489 00:35:36,509 --> 00:35:40,864 I'll never forget the day Father gave me my first car. 490 00:35:40,864 --> 00:35:44,427 It struck me that's a memory you never got to share with him. 491 00:35:46,118 --> 00:35:50,077 Anyway, we've got a party to be preparing for. 492 00:35:50,077 --> 00:35:52,885 Come along, James, those debs won't dance with themselves. 493 00:36:11,673 --> 00:36:15,596 This old thing still pass muster? 494 00:36:15,596 --> 00:36:20,130 You might be at the top of the hill but you're a way off being over it. 495 00:36:20,130 --> 00:36:23,874 I was referring to the suit, as well you know. 496 00:36:23,874 --> 00:36:27,005 You'll do, for whom and what is the question. 497 00:36:27,005 --> 00:36:31,468 Mrs Pumphrey has a carousel of widows that need entertaining. 498 00:36:31,468 --> 00:36:32,943 What about entertaining yourself? 499 00:36:32,943 --> 00:36:36,039 - I enjoy the dancing. - What about the company? 500 00:36:36,039 --> 00:36:38,090 Yes, where's James got to? 501 00:36:38,090 --> 00:36:40,214 We should go soon. Herriot! 502 00:36:40,214 --> 00:36:43,021 I meant the female company. 503 00:36:44,496 --> 00:36:47,484 Mrs Hall, I believe there should be a line 504 00:36:47,484 --> 00:36:50,579 - between employer and employee. - When it suits. 505 00:36:50,579 --> 00:36:53,062 And right now it does. 506 00:36:54,539 --> 00:36:56,877 Here are my tails, Mrs H. 507 00:36:56,877 --> 00:37:01,052 He says they need taking in a bit, but I find that hard to believe. 508 00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:04,328 I'll have to put it on him to see. 509 00:37:04,328 --> 00:37:06,883 I thought you might like to take the car for a spin. 510 00:37:07,603 --> 00:37:10,230 Maybe tomorrow. 511 00:37:10,230 --> 00:37:14,442 This bash at Mrs Pumphrey's, it really won't be up to much. 512 00:37:31,753 --> 00:37:33,912 There you are. Where's your jacket? 513 00:37:33,912 --> 00:37:36,324 Just finishing up now. 514 00:37:36,324 --> 00:37:38,915 - Here you go, James. - Thank you. 515 00:37:39,852 --> 00:37:43,271 I tell you what, Tris... 516 00:37:43,271 --> 00:37:46,618 when I get back you and I will crack open a bottle of my finest, 517 00:37:46,618 --> 00:37:50,361 sit up and put the world to rights. How does that sound? 518 00:37:51,477 --> 00:37:53,744 I'd like that. 519 00:37:53,744 --> 00:37:57,667 Don't go thinking you can help yourself to any while I'm away. If you do, I shall know. 520 00:37:57,667 --> 00:37:59,287 Goodbye. 521 00:38:02,130 --> 00:38:05,189 Thanks again for the suit, Tristan. 522 00:38:19,658 --> 00:38:22,861 Now then, James... Good evening. 523 00:38:22,861 --> 00:38:25,705 It's at times like these, James, 524 00:38:25,705 --> 00:38:29,627 frankly, uh, we should take what we can get. 525 00:38:29,627 --> 00:38:33,911 So if I were you, say yes to everything you're offered. 526 00:38:33,911 --> 00:38:36,754 The food shouldn't run out, nor should the drink. 527 00:38:36,754 --> 00:38:39,058 And you certainly won't run out with people to dance with. 528 00:38:39,058 --> 00:38:40,425 Yes. 529 00:38:41,649 --> 00:38:44,060 The state of that thing, it's unnatural. 530 00:38:44,060 --> 00:38:47,480 Have a bloody coronary at this rate. 531 00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:50,934 Siegfried! James! So glad you could come. 532 00:38:50,934 --> 00:38:54,498 A pleasure as always and look at this delightful little man. 533 00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:56,729 Look, it's Uncle Herriot. 534 00:38:56,729 --> 00:38:59,464 He's been so looking forward to seeing you. 535 00:38:59,464 --> 00:39:01,515 Is that trifle I see in his bowl? 536 00:39:01,515 --> 00:39:04,971 I know it's naughty, but it's the only way to keep him happy. 537 00:39:04,971 --> 00:39:08,570 He finds these occasions rather testing. 538 00:39:08,570 --> 00:39:13,537 Thank goodness he has you to keep him company. 539 00:39:13,537 --> 00:39:16,633 - Thank goodness indeed. - Francois! 540 00:39:16,633 --> 00:39:17,676 Francois. 541 00:39:17,676 --> 00:39:20,555 This is Tricki's guest, Uncle Herriot. 542 00:39:20,555 --> 00:39:23,758 Make certain his glass never runs dry. 543 00:39:23,758 --> 00:39:27,790 And as for you, there are ladies in there 544 00:39:27,790 --> 00:39:30,489 in need of entertainment. 545 00:39:30,489 --> 00:39:34,017 Then let us begin with my absolute favourite. 546 00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:50,680 - Good evening, Miss Alderson. - Hi. 547 00:40:07,020 --> 00:40:08,424 Hmm! 548 00:40:27,140 --> 00:40:28,795 Paws off! 549 00:40:28,795 --> 00:40:32,286 - This is Uncle Herriot's. - Didn't know you were related. 550 00:40:32,286 --> 00:40:34,770 We're not! That's just what he calls me. 551 00:40:34,770 --> 00:40:39,089 I mean, what Mrs Pumphrey calls me on his behalf. 552 00:40:39,089 --> 00:40:42,724 Uh, Aunty Alderson. Have been since he was a pup. 553 00:40:43,624 --> 00:40:45,351 Has he always been a porker? 554 00:40:45,351 --> 00:40:48,699 You wouldn't believe the things I've seen this chap put away. 555 00:40:48,699 --> 00:40:51,649 Right, I don't suppose you know what this is? 556 00:40:51,649 --> 00:40:53,521 Caviar, I guess. 557 00:40:53,521 --> 00:40:55,896 If I were you, I'd give it to the dog. 558 00:40:59,531 --> 00:41:01,836 He's on his fifth already. 559 00:41:01,836 --> 00:41:05,039 He'll dance with five more before the end of the night. 560 00:41:05,039 --> 00:41:06,658 But never more than once. 561 00:41:17,852 --> 00:41:20,262 George, you look like you've been enjoying yourself. 562 00:41:20,262 --> 00:41:23,502 Oh, haven't I just. 563 00:41:23,502 --> 00:41:26,633 I heard one of your qualified assistants 564 00:41:26,633 --> 00:41:30,305 tried to send a perfectly good cow to the butcher's. 565 00:41:30,305 --> 00:41:33,292 What the devil are you talking about? 566 00:41:33,292 --> 00:41:36,999 I try to take Jess for a run that way most mornings. 567 00:41:36,999 --> 00:41:38,655 Well, in future, I'll bear that in mind. 568 00:41:38,655 --> 00:41:41,534 I'm sorry if you saw more than you bargained for. 569 00:41:41,534 --> 00:41:44,737 - I didn't think there was anyone around. - There's no need to apologise. 570 00:41:44,737 --> 00:41:47,005 If you hadn't got there first, I was gonna do the same thing. 571 00:41:48,372 --> 00:41:50,892 I find it sets me up for the day. 572 00:41:50,892 --> 00:41:52,799 - Makes me feel so... - Alive? 573 00:41:52,799 --> 00:41:56,183 Aye, that's it, alive. 574 00:41:56,183 --> 00:41:59,242 Up in the Dales, surrounded by those hills. 575 00:41:59,242 --> 00:42:01,401 There's no place on earth like it. 576 00:42:01,401 --> 00:42:04,892 Careful. Once it gets in your bones it's hard to get out. 577 00:42:04,892 --> 00:42:06,908 I'm not sure I want it to. 578 00:42:06,908 --> 00:42:08,275 Good! 579 00:42:13,242 --> 00:42:18,749 I was wondering... I hope you don't mind me, but could I see you some time? 580 00:42:18,749 --> 00:42:22,636 I mean... No, I can see you. You're right in front of me. 581 00:42:22,636 --> 00:42:25,839 - I'm sorry. I shouldn't have... - It's not that, it's just... 582 00:42:25,839 --> 00:42:28,106 - This is where you're hiding. - I wasn't hiding. 583 00:42:28,106 --> 00:42:29,978 Yeah, I know. 584 00:42:29,978 --> 00:42:32,858 - Who's this? - James Herriot. 585 00:42:32,858 --> 00:42:35,953 - Siegfried's new assistant. - Oh, Hugh Hulton. 586 00:42:35,953 --> 00:42:37,033 Pleasure. 587 00:42:40,559 --> 00:42:43,079 - Was I interrupting? - No, not really. 588 00:42:43,079 --> 00:42:45,490 No, we were just catching up. 589 00:42:45,490 --> 00:42:47,506 - Shall we dance? - Yes. 590 00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:54,236 I think so, Francois, don't you? 591 00:42:56,359 --> 00:42:59,167 You and I are going for a little drive. 592 00:42:59,167 --> 00:43:00,715 Excuse me. 593 00:43:00,715 --> 00:43:02,946 Excuse me. Thank you. 594 00:43:02,946 --> 00:43:04,278 Excuse me. 595 00:43:07,553 --> 00:43:09,496 Six runs. 596 00:43:09,496 --> 00:43:12,412 Taking you to 22 for two. 597 00:43:15,867 --> 00:43:20,042 Oh, Bradman scores a towering six over mid-wicket. 598 00:43:20,042 --> 00:43:22,993 The Australians celebrate wildly 599 00:43:22,993 --> 00:43:26,593 and perhaps a little uncouthly but that's often their way. 600 00:43:28,428 --> 00:43:30,696 Not enjoying yourself? 601 00:43:32,531 --> 00:43:34,547 Talk about it? 602 00:43:43,652 --> 00:43:47,720 Oh, an appeal. Is he out or has he survived? 603 00:43:49,375 --> 00:43:50,887 Caught. 604 00:43:51,715 --> 00:43:53,658 He's caught out. 605 00:43:54,809 --> 00:43:56,753 Aren't you? 606 00:43:59,956 --> 00:44:01,612 How did you know? 607 00:44:01,612 --> 00:44:04,743 It were in the pocket of your jacket, you daft beggar. 608 00:44:06,363 --> 00:44:08,811 - I'm sorry. - Why did you lie? 609 00:44:10,538 --> 00:44:13,490 I didn't lie, technically speaking. 610 00:44:13,490 --> 00:44:17,377 - You told him you passed your last exam. - Which is true. 611 00:44:17,377 --> 00:44:21,443 I did pass my last exam. 612 00:44:21,443 --> 00:44:24,683 I just omitted the fact that I failed the two that preceded it. 613 00:44:24,683 --> 00:44:26,734 You silly boy. 614 00:44:26,734 --> 00:44:30,333 - You silly, silly boy! - I didn't know he was going to buy me a car. 615 00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:32,385 Well, what did you think was going to happen? 616 00:44:32,385 --> 00:44:34,905 - I didn't. - What? 617 00:44:34,905 --> 00:44:36,884 Think. 618 00:44:36,884 --> 00:44:40,627 I just couldn't bear the thought of failing, again. 619 00:44:41,455 --> 00:44:43,722 It's hard, isn't it, love? 620 00:44:45,342 --> 00:44:47,142 I'm sorry. 621 00:44:50,309 --> 00:44:53,584 - He's going to kill me. - Don't be silly. 622 00:44:54,268 --> 00:44:56,499 Might maim you. 623 00:44:58,478 --> 00:45:00,746 He's your brother. 624 00:45:00,746 --> 00:45:03,158 He'll never stop caring for you. 625 00:45:04,633 --> 00:45:06,865 No matter what you do. 626 00:45:10,464 --> 00:45:12,264 But it can't go on. 627 00:45:12,264 --> 00:45:14,531 He needs to know the truth. 628 00:45:20,830 --> 00:45:22,449 Oh! 629 00:45:25,616 --> 00:45:28,171 I don't understand. 630 00:45:28,171 --> 00:45:30,295 All she needed were a sheep skin on her back. 631 00:45:30,295 --> 00:45:33,678 But I felt the bone moving. The pelvis was broken. 632 00:45:33,678 --> 00:45:37,206 Feels solid enough now. Tell me, how long ago did she calf? 633 00:45:37,206 --> 00:45:40,012 - Three day ago. - Well, there you are then. 634 00:45:40,012 --> 00:45:42,461 The ligaments hadn't tightened up again following the birth. 635 00:45:42,461 --> 00:45:46,203 A rudimentary error, Herriot. 636 00:45:46,203 --> 00:45:48,723 We calls her Lazarus now. 637 00:45:58,296 --> 00:46:01,140 Let's hope the party's put him in a good mood. 638 00:46:01,140 --> 00:46:04,307 - Good party? - Bloody disaster! 639 00:46:04,307 --> 00:46:05,890 Tell them, Herriot. 640 00:46:05,890 --> 00:46:07,187 I made a mistake. 641 00:46:07,187 --> 00:46:09,490 He made a complete hash of treating Handshaw's cow. 642 00:46:09,490 --> 00:46:13,197 Something which Pandhi took great delight in pointing out. 643 00:46:13,197 --> 00:46:15,896 Honestly, James, I'm beginning to wonder if perhaps 644 00:46:15,896 --> 00:46:18,128 you oughtn't to be the one learning from Tristan. 645 00:46:18,128 --> 00:46:21,583 - Wouldn't be so sure about that. - Oh, don't be modest. It's terribly dull. 646 00:46:21,583 --> 00:46:24,427 Here, it's nearly as old as you are. Cheers. 647 00:46:26,334 --> 00:46:27,774 What? 648 00:46:27,774 --> 00:46:29,537 What is it? 649 00:46:29,537 --> 00:46:33,064 I think perhaps James and I should retire. 650 00:46:33,064 --> 00:46:35,475 Mm? Right-oh. 651 00:46:40,227 --> 00:46:43,142 Little brother? 652 00:46:43,142 --> 00:46:46,705 I suggest we retreat to a safe distance, 653 00:46:46,705 --> 00:46:49,224 if such a thing exists. 654 00:46:56,134 --> 00:46:57,683 Siegfried. 655 00:46:58,330 --> 00:46:59,986 Say something. 656 00:47:03,297 --> 00:47:05,961 You failed? 657 00:47:05,961 --> 00:47:10,280 - Failed is a bit strong. I just didn't quite pass. - You failed. 658 00:47:12,834 --> 00:47:16,614 I'm sorry. I-- - What the hell have you being doing all this term?! 659 00:47:16,614 --> 00:47:18,809 Boozing, I shouldn't wonder. 660 00:47:18,809 --> 00:47:21,581 Chasing women, spending my money. 661 00:47:21,581 --> 00:47:24,136 Anything but work, I should think. 662 00:47:25,431 --> 00:47:27,555 It's a damned disgrace!! 663 00:47:32,558 --> 00:47:34,430 The worst of it is... 664 00:47:34,430 --> 00:47:38,425 I actually started to think you might be changing your ways. 665 00:47:38,425 --> 00:47:40,116 I didn't try to fail. 666 00:47:40,116 --> 00:47:42,708 No, but you didn't try very hard to pass either. 667 00:47:42,708 --> 00:47:44,975 - And then you lied about it. - Ah, no technically... 668 00:47:44,975 --> 00:47:48,718 - I didn't lie. - Technically?! I bought you a bloody car! 669 00:47:48,718 --> 00:47:50,590 I was proud of you. 670 00:47:54,009 --> 00:47:56,240 I was proud of you. 671 00:48:05,202 --> 00:48:07,434 Where the devil do you think you're going? 672 00:48:07,434 --> 00:48:09,161 I thought we were done. 673 00:48:09,161 --> 00:48:12,077 We're done when I damn well say we're done. 674 00:48:16,863 --> 00:48:18,915 All right, we're done. 675 00:48:36,155 --> 00:48:38,674 Well, you're alive. 676 00:48:38,674 --> 00:48:40,186 Mm-hm. 677 00:48:40,186 --> 00:48:42,957 All your limbs appear to be fully functioning. 678 00:48:42,957 --> 00:48:45,909 - You owe me. - Excuse me. 679 00:48:45,909 --> 00:48:49,615 If I hadn't owned up, he'd still be shouting at you about Handshaw's cow 680 00:48:49,615 --> 00:48:52,567 and I'd be happily sipping a rather fine single malt. 681 00:48:52,567 --> 00:48:54,618 No, you did the right thing. 682 00:48:54,618 --> 00:48:56,670 Takes courage to own up to your mistakes, 683 00:48:56,670 --> 00:48:59,009 no matter how stupid they might be. 684 00:48:59,765 --> 00:49:01,709 Which ones did you fail? 685 00:49:01,709 --> 00:49:05,164 Parasitology and pathology. 686 00:49:05,164 --> 00:49:07,468 - The two toughest. - Hmm. 687 00:49:10,311 --> 00:49:12,686 You passed them first time, didn't you? 688 00:49:14,197 --> 00:49:16,321 God, it's sickening! 689 00:49:16,321 --> 00:49:18,517 I expect James worked very hard. 690 00:49:18,517 --> 00:49:21,324 - I expect I had more fun. - I wouldn't be so sure about that! 691 00:49:21,324 --> 00:49:24,887 - Really? - Shouldn't one of you be feeding the animals? 692 00:49:27,227 --> 00:49:30,753 I think you'd best do it, Tris. Earn your keep while you're here. 693 00:49:30,753 --> 00:49:33,561 I distinctly recall you telling me my brother asked you to do it. 694 00:49:33,561 --> 00:49:35,433 But don't you want to get back into Siegfried's good books? 695 00:49:35,433 --> 00:49:36,980 I should knock your heads together. 696 00:49:36,980 --> 00:49:39,536 You'll feed them mornings, you'll feed them nights. 697 00:49:41,911 --> 00:49:44,106 I'm actually not that great on mornings. 698 00:49:44,106 --> 00:49:46,842 And after what happened with Dinsdale's cat, 699 00:49:46,842 --> 00:49:49,974 - maybe I shouldn't do nights. - Hold on, what's this? 700 00:49:51,556 --> 00:49:55,372 There were a bit of a mix up, weren't there, James? 701 00:49:55,372 --> 00:49:57,784 I gave Siegfried the wrong cat to castrate. 702 00:49:57,784 --> 00:50:00,987 - I realised my mistake just in time. - Was he very angry? 703 00:50:00,987 --> 00:50:03,614 - Furious. - Oh, sweet manna from heaven! Tell me more. 704 00:50:03,614 --> 00:50:05,486 - Did he shout at you? - Screamed the house down. 705 00:50:05,486 --> 00:50:07,501 "What the bloody hell's the meaning of this?!" 706 00:50:07,501 --> 00:50:09,588 Words to that effect. 707 00:50:16,247 --> 00:50:17,327 Five. 708 00:50:17,327 --> 00:50:18,515 Three. 709 00:50:18,515 --> 00:50:20,458 Four and nine. 710 00:50:22,762 --> 00:50:25,965 Mrs Hall, have you been moving my things again? 711 00:50:25,965 --> 00:50:29,996 By "moving" do you mean tidying away your possessions 712 00:50:29,996 --> 00:50:32,335 that you leave scattered without rhyme nor reason? 713 00:50:32,335 --> 00:50:33,594 Keys? 714 00:50:33,594 --> 00:50:36,366 On the hook in the hall. 715 00:50:36,366 --> 00:50:38,850 Where they live. 716 00:50:40,325 --> 00:50:44,177 Well, I certainly won't forget my first car in a hurry. 717 00:50:44,177 --> 00:50:47,163 - He'll forgive you eventually. - Yes, I'm sure he will. 718 00:50:47,163 --> 00:50:51,231 Then I have no doubt he'll find something else to be cross with me about. 719 00:50:51,231 --> 00:50:53,966 I'm sure that goes for me too. 720 00:50:53,966 --> 00:50:57,925 They only way we'll survive my brother is if we stick together. 721 00:51:02,388 --> 00:51:04,403 Tristan? 722 00:51:04,403 --> 00:51:06,203 - Herriot? - Run! Go! 723 00:51:07,822 --> 00:51:09,227 James? 724 00:51:11,638 --> 00:51:14,733 What the bloody hell happened to my car?! 725 00:51:14,733 --> 00:51:16,209 Tristan! 726 00:51:16,209 --> 00:51:18,549 Herriot!